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22

May

Dino toots caused global warming. It's science.

20

May

A true history of the jamOphone

on my way home from work the other day, i saw a guy at a pay phone playing some jams on a harmonica into the receiver.  i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.  

19

May

Neighbs Pt. 1

called the neighb in a panic and asked him to come down NOW NOW NOW because i needed HELP.  when he got here i gave him a swiffer and a magazine and directed him toward the bird sized flying cockroach in my apartment.  he let me and the dog hide in the bathroom.   when he had killed it, he handed me the magazine and said “i need to go home and vomit now.”  i guess he’s afraid of bugs too.

everyday chivalry.

12

May

re: It’s So Simple

Totally worth it.

Also hockey is dangerous. Watch the electronics


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From: McG
Date: Tue, 1 May 2012 20:58:17 -0400
To: Abe
Subject: Re: It’s so simple

re: It’s So Simple

FOR THE GOLD IT IS.  You’re right, though natch I will still resort to yelling NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE before/after escapades that I haven’t fully thought out prior to their execution.
Unforch my computer shattered during the Bs playoff game (….), so I am Skype-less for a while until I acquire a new laptop. These three emails shall serve as a good starting point, n’est pas?
(ps have not seen that movie yet but want to - worth it?)

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From: Abe Date: Tue, 1 May 2012 20:29:16 -0400 To:  McG Subject: It’s so simple

re: It’s So Simple

For the gold. Definitely. B/c it’s not as if we’d post anything that wasn’t awesome/striving for awesome.

For some reason nothing left to lose reminds me of joey gordon levitt as a bald cancer patient making a desperate last ditch effort to hit on his therapist.

Thoughts?

I leave template to you as you have such a good eye forthat stuff. Unless you’d like to booze skype and discuss togezza.

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From: McG
Date: Tue, 1 May 2012 18:24:16 -0400
To:  Abe
Subject: It’s so simple

It’s So Simple

“NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE.”

FOR THE GOLD!”

From: Abe Date: Tue, 1 May 2012 17:20:16 -0400 To:  McG Subject: It’s so simple